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		<title>Silicon Valley Fight Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 14:10:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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Came across this video yesterday about a &#8220;real fight club&#8221; organized between blue-collar workers in Silicon Valley.Link to ESPN video
Couple things I&#8217;d like to say, in list form:

Fight Club was published as a book before it was a movie, so the claim that this was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=youareadouche.wordpress.com&blog=3031327&post=43&subd=youareadouche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
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<p>Came across this video yesterday about a &#8220;real fight club&#8221; organized between blue-collar workers in Silicon Valley.<a class="alignleft" title="fight club video" href="http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/video/videopage?videoId=3361421" target="_blank">Link to ESPN video</a></p>
<p>Couple things I&#8217;d like to say, in list form:</p>
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<li>Fight Club was published as a book before it was a movie, so the claim that this was an original idea may be spurious.</li>
<li>The pre-footage of the board room reeked of play-acted outrage.</li>
<li>It looks more real than the footage in Fight Club in the way that these work-a-day douches are obviously untrained in any sort of martial arts, boxing, etc.  To quote Turkish from <em>Snatch</em>: &#8220;What the f*ck are you doing, Mickey?  You&#8217;re dancing like a fairy. [...] Get out there and hurt him!&#8221;</li>
<li>Two fat men smashing dustbusters and cookie sheets over each other was comical in a sad way.  But two fat men jabbing each other with blunt knives was just disturbing.</li>
<li>The dude wearing the head-to-toe flame outfit looks like he&#8217;s going to compete at a DDR tournament at the mall.  If you&#8217;re going to brawl with someone take off the flowing shirt and wrap it around your damn knuckles.</li>
<li>I have equal parts respect and disrespect for this.  If you want to beat on each other with magazines in a garage that looks like it once housed the single sad performance of an 80s-themed neon version of <em>West Side Story, </em>more power to you.  My ex-wife and I did the same thing regularly in the bedroom.  OR, or&#8230; now hear me out&#8230; you could <em>join a boxing gym and learn how to box.</em> Or you could learn judo.  Or kendo.  Or thai boxing if you really want to be a badass.  This is just sad.</li>
<li>Obligatory Fight Club quote:<em> And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you&#8217;ve known for years. Someone very, very close to you.</em></li>
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		<title>Meet Gabe Perez</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 14 Mar 2008 20:49:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<title>Worst.  Article. Ever.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 05 Mar 2008 20:14:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Eric</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is this about politics?  Sexism?  Is it satire?  Or is it just plain illogical and offensive?
She starts by criticizing women for being dumb. Then she &#8220;proves&#8221; they are,  and then.. finishes&#8230; by saying&#8230; &#8220;So why not accept it and have fun doing the  things I mentioned earlier, which happen to [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=youareadouche.wordpress.com&blog=3031327&post=22&subd=youareadouche&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Is this about politics?  Sexism?  Is it satire?  Or is it just plain illogical and offensive?</p>
<p>She starts by criticizing women for being dumb. Then she &#8220;proves&#8221; they are,  and then.. finishes&#8230; by saying&#8230; &#8220;So why not accept it and have fun doing the  things I mentioned earlier, which happen to be dumb?&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/29/AR2008022902992.html">We Scream, We Swoon</a></p>
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