Something has washed ashore in Montauk.
Something horrible. Something alive.
Oh wait, cancel that. It’s dead. Jim just poked it with a stick. Hey Jim, is it? Yeah, Jim says it’s dead.
Still horrible though.
In the spirit of the Series of Tubes, I give you, lolmonsters.
Or perhaps loltauks. Whatever. Roll ‘em!
Tags: lolknut, montauk monster
