Brett Favre Retires

Sorry Wisconsin, we feel your pain. Your love child with Mississippi threw in the jockstrap. He threw it spiraling into the wind after sixteen years of godliness. Let’s take a moment and remember Brett Favre’s most glorious moment–losing to the Giants. Hell, it was the last game he played. The final pass of his career, during overtime in this year’s Championship game, was into the arms of Corey Webster, the cornerback for the New York Giants. This blessed pass was the first in a series of events that would enable the Giants to overcome America’s enemy: The Patriots.

Cheers Brett, this Bud’s for you.

Contributed by Anthony