Word to the wise:
After a six month “hiatus” from working out, do not assume you will be able to run three consecutive eight-minute miles on a breakfast of banana pancakes.
The only conclusions the testing of this assumption will lead to:
- you are out of shape
- you are an idiot
Tags: pancakes, running, working out
March 3, 2008 at 6:12 pm |
it’s kind of like when I, after 15 years of not having played soccer, decided that watching soccer all day every day had prepared me to play soccer. Imagine my surprise when I took my ball out to the field and realized I can’t play like Ronaldinho…
Damned reality
March 4, 2008 at 5:00 pm |
People have been lying to us for years. “Working out is fun”, “the more you do it the more you will love it” and other lies. Working out sux. Simple as that. Being in shape is really great though.